Sunday, April 05, 2009
gutterbrain, sexy-teeth, velvet pants
On messenger I say:
-u should do more cardio -
-lol he says - deftly avoiding my deadly punchline
-u should do less
I'm undeterred. I want to tell him that -
-Your 'at rest' heartbeat is too fast
-Wat he says, because we do banter alot
-U shud sleep more
I tell him:
- last time u were at mine, my head was against your chest and I heard it
- too fast I tell him, I was listening. I'm telling him I was listening
-I'm well unfit
-I admitt it
-Go fuck yurself
-indeed I say, parodying him, his answer to everything.
-I'm a bit unfit as well
-so stop cryin! lol
-Indeed he types in quickly
-I kno u r
-also cd probly use some cardio I confess
-Hmmm he says
then signs out, no goodbye.
Its a very-velvet virtual silence. Just like our actual ones.
The most un-platonic, friendship (without benefits) known to man? Perhaps.
A case of 'he's just not that into you.'? Peut-etre.
I just hope he doesn't google this! (yikes!)
But just in case:
Love u gutterbrain, sexy-teeth, Velvet Pants (not sure why the last one)... love u either way.